Bart Propaganda

Bart - a Weight Loss you can believe in.

We are the ones we've been waiting for. A light will shine down, from somewhere; it will light upon you, you will experience an epiphany, and you will say to yourself, "I have to worship Bart." This will be the moment when the rise of the oceans begins to slow and you begin to heal.

I am the one and I am ready to lead you all to weight loss!