I would like to thank all my constituents for voting for me - thank you for electing me the Supreme Ruler of the Universe! You may now come and worship at the altar of Bart and bring me offerings of cheeseburgers and steak...Wait...what did you say, Mummy?
You mean they didn't vote to elect me Supreme Ruler...
They think WHAT? That I'm going to lose w-ww-weight? What do you think I am...a common housepet?!
Ugh. No wonder there are no more rides to McDonalds. What did I do wrong? Why am I being punished?
Well, it seems as though I've been forced into this against my will. I might as well make the best of it. The Almighty Bart does nothing half way. I will have to increase my cat chasing; I will have to bark at shadows all night; I will have to, gulp, learn to like dog food. What I will miss the most is my requisite 23.5 hours of sleep. I do not want to disappoint my constituency!
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Soooo cute!!!!
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